- Half a tank of petrol
- Four fifths of the family’s weekly grocery shop
A federal integrity commission- A house deposit or some avocado toast
- A really nice bottle of wine to drink while I fret over gender inequity
- One (small) box of Lego
- A quarter of my last visit to the dentist
- Two fifths of the family’s weekly grocery shop
- Extra cake for the next twelve months
- Ten RATs
- A dozen packs of hot cross buns (but not the fancy ones)
- Two therapist appointments to address my perpetual unease that unchecked climate change is creating a mass extinction event and destroying the future of my children and the planet
- A budgerigar