Me: Right, time to go shopping.
Also Me: No.
What?
I said no. Not yet.
But….
No.
Okay, why?
Just, not yet. I’m not ready.
But, we showered, and dressed.
Yes, I know.
Then, we’re ready?
No.
Why?
We haven’t … finished scrolling Facebook.
But, we’ll never finish.
That’s kinda the point.
Me:
Also me:
We need to go shopping.
I know.
So, now?
Not yet.
But it’s almost 5pm. We need dinner.
I know.
So, why can’t we go now?
It’s too much.
What is?
Everything.
Me:
The people. The noise. Cars. Traffic. Music. Smells. People.
You said ‘people’ twice.
I know.
Me:
Also me:
It’s okay. I understand. But we still need to go out.
I know.
Me: *takes a deep breath*
Also me: *sighs, stands*
In unison: Let’s do this.