Once upon a time there was a boy named Ben. Ben was not a YouTube gamer. Ben was very boring.
Ben didn’t even know there was a YouTube gamer called Jacksepticeye who was the most famous Minecraft YouTube gamer on the planet. That’s how boring Ben was.
But this is a story about Ben, not Jacksepticeye who is from Ireland – top o’ the morning to ya, laddies! – and makes awesome videos playing Minecraft.
So one day Ben was walking along and he sees some other kids watching Jacksepticeye on YouTube. “What are you watching?” he asked.
“We’re watching Jacksepticeye, the best gamer in the world! He has 27 million subscribers!” said a girl because Jacksepticeye is so cool even girls watch him. Sometimes.
“Who’s that?” said Ben.
“Jacksepticeye is the most famous person in all of Ireland and he even has his own clothes brand!” said someone else.
“He doesn’t sound very educational. I don’t think I would be allowed to write about him because I wouldn’t be learning anything,” said boring Ben who was both boring and wrong.
“That’s not true. Watching Jacksepticeye is very educational. We learnt how to make a bee farm in Minecraft and how to survive a hundred days in hardcore Minecraft and when we grow up we’ll know how to be famous YouTube gamers because we learnt it from Jacksepticeye,” they said.
“Wow! That is educational. Why don’t grown ups understand how educational Jacksepticeye is?” Ben asked.
“Because they’re old and their brains have shrivelled up like walnuts,” they said.
Then Ben kept walking and he didn’t watch Jacksepticeye, so he didn’t grow up to make a million dollars and own a porsche in jet black with midnight blue flames down the sides and he stayed boring all his life then he died.
THE END.
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