Minutes to Baseball Pants

CEO: Thanks everyone for being here! We can all agree this new sport we’ve created is really coming along well.

President: We called it baseball, sir.

Secretary: Why not batball? There’s a bat, right? So it should be called batball.

Vice President: We’ve been through this Matt. Let’s stick with baseball for now.

CEO: Moving on, we need to nail down the uniform, pronto.

Secretary: How about big shirts with “batball” written on them?

CEO: I had an idea, and I think it’s a winner – what do you think about… WHITE PANTS?!

President: Amazing, sir.

Secretary: Incredible.

Vice President: Uhhh… well…

CEO: Do you love it, Donna?

Vice President: This sport is played outside.

CEO: It is?

Vice President: There’s often mud outside, sir. And clay.

CEO: Fabulous.

Vice President: The players slide into base, sir. Through the mud.

CEO: That’s why this game is going to be huge, I tell you. HUGE.

President: I have to agree with you, sir.

Vice President: So, a question.

CEO: What’s up, Donna? You know I’m always listening.

Vice President: Has anyone else in this room ever done laundry? I mean, ever?

CEO: I can’t quite see where you’re going with this, Donna.

Secretary: I’ve done laundry.

Vice President: Really.

Secretary: Yeah. I mean, I’ve seen it done, my mom used to… there was a manual, I believe, and I’m a quick learner…

CEO: Just imagine it! A field –

Vice President: Diamond, sir.

CEO: – a diamond field, outside, lined with batball players in white pants! They’re going to pop! Pristine white! Shining, brilliant white!

Vice President: I don’t think it’s going to be like that, sir.

President: It’s visionary, sir.

Vice President: It’s breathtakingly idiotic. Generations of baseball parents will curse us.

CEO: I’m going to need everyone to be a team player on this.

Vice President: Sir, there is no possible way that the players can –

Secretary: You’re being very negative, Donna. Is everything OK at home?

Vice President: I’m going to remove your spleen with paper scissors, Matt.

CEO: So, white pants! We’re all agreed?

Vice President: No.

CEO: Go team! White pants team!

Vice President: I hope you all die.

President: Inspirational, sir. This idea is bigger than baseball, let me have a chat to the cricket people.

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