{"id":3892,"date":"2023-10-13T11:29:37","date_gmt":"2023-10-13T01:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=3892"},"modified":"2023-10-13T11:29:37","modified_gmt":"2023-10-13T01:29:37","slug":"not-quite-a-knight-in-shining-armour-a-true-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=3892","title":{"rendered":"Not Quite a Knight in Shining Armour (A true story)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">The other day had a strange interruption to my normal work day at the local primary school. A child had decided to run off and hide somewhere. Soon, a few of the non-teaching staff \u2013 including me &#8211; were outside looking for him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">We hoped the boy had not left the school grounds but I decided to check the nearby oval and the skateboarders\u2019 \u2018bowl\u2019 on the edge of the council grounds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">Skateboard \u2018bowls\u2019 \u2013 I call them giant \u2018pits\u2019 &#8211; are deep holes in the ground with steep, smooth, concreted sides. The sudden drop allows skateboarders to build up speed so they can then emerge at the top on the opposite steep wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">This particular day was cold, drizzly, windy and miserable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">I began approaching the oval and could see the top of the bowl next to it. There was a head of a person bopping up and down inside the bowl. There were also three dogs wandering around the top of the bowl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">As I got closer it became apparent who it wasn\u2019t: not the child, but rather a woman probably in her late twenties (I hate guessing anyone\u2019s age). She was speaking to me. I could not quite make out what she was saying because of the wind \u2013 and because I\u2019m old and my hearing is not brilliant. I thought she said, \u2018\u2026mind my dogs they\u2019ll go for you,\u2019 so I turned to leave. But she then called more desperately. \u2018Please help me, I fell in and I can\u2019t get out. The dogs WON\u2019T go for you.\u2019 I realised then that she was actually in tears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">I moved more quickly. The dogs did bark and run towards me but they just wanted to be patted. As I got to the lip of the bowl, I could see how steep and deep it was. The lady\u2019s head was lower than the top of the bowl. She was stuck: every time she tried to manoeuvre her way up the side wall, she slid back in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">I lay flat on the top of the wet concrete bordering the lip, and stretched out my hand. As the woman tried to reach for me, she needed to prop herself up the smooth wall. To no avail: she kept slipping back down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">She had been trying to get out for about fifteen minutes already. In her efforts she had taken off her shoes and socks to get more grip. She had tossed them to the top so they would be there when she got out, but unfortunately that crucial part of the plan (getting out) did not happen. Her feet were cold, wet, and freezing. She had also taken off her woollen jacket to try to dry the side of the bowl and to use it for grip. That had not worked either. The jacket was now wet, filthy and crumpled at the bottom of the pit. The woman was standing there in a tee-shirt and bare feet on a day when I would have put money on it snowing somewhere close by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">As I lay there with my hand outstretched, she did a small run up and managed to grab my hand. We were in the \u201cshaking hands with a friend\u201d position. It felt insecure. As I tried to pull her up her feet kept skidding on the slippery wall and she kept falling flat against it. Finally, she let go and began crying again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018I\u2019ll get help \u2013 there are council workers over there,\u2019 I said. \u2018I\u2019ll get someone.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">Within a few minutes I returned with a man half my age and twice my strength. He crouched down and reached in. She gripped his hand. I held onto him as he heaved with all his strength. He was able to pull her up, and soon she was on top and out of the bowl. She was clearly very relieved <em>and<\/em> very cold. She burst into tears once more as she hugged the younger man (he had done the hard work), and then her dogs (grateful they had not run off). She thanked us for our help, and I returned to the school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitetext-color has-sitebg-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ve never imagined a skateboard bowl could cause so much trauma or actually be a trap to catch unsuspecting human prey. 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