{"id":3820,"date":"2023-09-12T19:33:12","date_gmt":"2023-09-12T09:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=3820"},"modified":"2023-09-12T19:33:12","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T09:33:12","slug":"the-most-unexpected-sight-imaginable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=3820","title":{"rendered":"The Most Unexpected Sight Imaginable"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Wait, stop\u2026\u2019 she screamed, chasing me down the corridor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Don\u2019t open the door.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">I opened the door and almost lost my breath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">It was the most unexpected sight imaginable. 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