{"id":2661,"date":"2022-10-08T14:49:49","date_gmt":"2022-10-08T04:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2022-10-08T15:05:14","modified_gmt":"2022-10-08T05:05:14","slug":"wombats-near-death-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=2661","title":{"rendered":"Wombat&#8217;s Near Death Experience"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">Wombat was close to losing consciousness. His forehead sweated, dribbling over his snout, down into the mattress. \u201cWh-wh-whyy? he thought, \u201csurely this isn\u2019t an ideal way to go?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">The ten digits wavered in front of his eyes, looking more like twenty, or thirty, or fifty small orbs, dim amongst the dark. The warmth blanketing him in a deathly coziness, and suddenly he was jolted further into the darkness. The orbs splitting in half; drifting away softly, and urgently following his descent, all at the same time. Muffled grunts and groans hovered in the distance, out in the beyond. Claustrophobia closed in. The wedge of digits, the taut strain of constriction. The feeling of being held at the edge of a great drop. His breath laboured with panic, sweat swimming in a deluge down his straining nostrils and the crevasses and hollows of his flattened ears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">And suddenly, a shift. A sense of release and falling. Falling softly over that edge. Space. The stale scent of shrouded dark rushing away above the dim. And then whoomph! A soft landing, a bounce and roll. Peace. Quiet.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">Doubt.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">Worry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">Loneliness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMuuuuuum! Where\u2019s Wombat???? Muuuuuum!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShhhhh darling, he\u2019s just fallen out the bottom of the bed. Here you go. Snuggle down with Wombat; back to sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-sitebg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSee you in the morning.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wombat was close to losing consciousness. His forehead sweated, dribbling over his snout, down into the mattress. \u201cWh-wh-whyy? he thought, \u201csurely this isn\u2019t an ideal &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":2664,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[8,54,189,11,187,188],"class_list":["post-2661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mountain-life","tag-mountain-ash-chapter","tag-mountain-life","tag-near-death-experience","tag-story","tag-tracey-conway","tag-wombat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/meg-jerrard-mnHs4boXT_0-unsplash-scaled-e1665194680431.jpg?fit=734%2C480&ssl=1","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pff1uY-GV","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2796,"url":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=2796","url_meta":{"origin":2661,"position":0},"title":"Australia is Completely Safe","author":"Mountain Ash Chapter","date":"October 29, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Australia is completely safeThe reputation is unfairJust some jokers having a laughReally we're safe as houses Australia is completely safeJust don't kiss koalas you'll get chlamydiaAnd those claws can disembowel youWhy were you that close anywayNobody said pick them upLeave them alone and you'll be fine Australia is completely safeA\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poetry&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Poetry","link":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?cat=19"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/david-clode-Yg_sNKOiXvY-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=822%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/david-clode-Yg_sNKOiXvY-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=822%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/david-clode-Yg_sNKOiXvY-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=822%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/david-clode-Yg_sNKOiXvY-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=822%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":3536,"url":"https:\/\/mountainashchapter.com.au\/?p=3536","url_meta":{"origin":2661,"position":1},"title":"Autumn in the Hills","author":"Kylie Eklund-Denman","date":"May 30, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Autumn is my favourite time of the year, especially in the Dandenong Ranges. 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